June152014
psychicsycophant:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

listen i was really tired and i thought it said stairs not stars the first like six times i saw this picture BUT THEN I SAW IT AND I UNDERSTOOD

psychicsycophant:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

listen i was really tired and i thought it said stairs not stars the first like six times i saw this picture BUT THEN I SAW IT AND I UNDERSTOOD

lol 

June92014
Whining like a little bitch.

Whining like a little bitch.

(Source: liftedeyes, via buttskippy)

February282014
a-mongrel:

406mt:

BUT DO NOT BE DECEIVED! geez overdramatic much, blizzard?

here in Missoula, blizzards are deceptive little bastards. in fact, sometimes they try to lure innocent citizens out with treats.

i don’t think our weather broadcast is being dramatic as it is acknowledging that weather patterns may be more clever than we once believed. 
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a-mongrel:

406mt:

BUT DO NOT BE DECEIVED! geez overdramatic much, blizzard?

here in Missoula, blizzards are deceptive little bastards. in fact, sometimes they try to lure innocent citizens out with treats.

i don’t think our weather broadcast is being dramatic as it is acknowledging that weather patterns may be more clever than we once believed. 

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lol 

August192013

sandandglass:

Jessica Williams proposes applying New York’s Stop and Frisk policy to Wall Street bankers. 

(via intothewildfire)

ouch lol 

August42013
cr8it:

Stephen Fry, once again, bloody brilliant!

cr8it:

Stephen Fry, once again, bloody brilliant!

lol 

August22013

The best of the Reddit “intellectual jokes” thread

usvsth3m:

We love the high-brow LOLs of this Reddit thread on “the most intellectual joke you know”. Here are some of our favourites:

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(Credit: youtossershad1job2do)

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(Credit: suid)

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(Credit: Arcadian5656)

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(Credit: balloseater)

And our own contribution: image

If you understood all of these jokes, well done you. You are very clever and are entitled to wear a cape and a monocle.

(via bittermarch)

August12013

Also from today’s doctor visit

-You don’t think maybe you ate any of that contaminated bagged salad mix that got recalled recently?

Oh, god, no!

July242013

Sitting here being lazy having no energy. I have stuff to do. I just realized I would be more motivated if I had eaten something today. I guess I better do that now, huh?

eat me lol 

July172013
July92013
July12013
healthycaterpillar:

How would you like to have your #daily #greens?
- make an #instant #detox with them?
- put them in #raw #salads?
Today, I would like to have mine in a salad :) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=588894381160826&amp;set=a.457731464277119.133988.438896186160647&amp;type=1

healthycaterpillar:

How would you like to have your #daily #greens?
- make an #instant #detox with them?
- put them in #raw #salads?
Today, I would like to have mine in a salad :) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=588894381160826&set=a.457731464277119.133988.438896186160647&type=1

June192013

(Source: peaceeandcakee, via almanachouse)

lol truth 

June122013
tumblino:

zettaslowzettago:

snarkpopotamus:

every time i see this, my heart fills with joy

Every time I see this, I worry that it’s a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world.

both are good

tumblino:

zettaslowzettago:

snarkpopotamus:

every time i see this, my heart fills with joy

Every time I see this, I worry that it’s a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world.

both are good

(via justaquickquestion)

April62013
March272013

(Source: humortrain)

lol 

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