My roommate discovered that I can knit and asked how it works. I told her that I’m not sure how it works, I just knit until suddenly I have a scarf in my hands. I joked that knitting is like black magic. Apparently she’s been telling her friends that I practice witchcraft. I’m afraid that any day now I’m going to be burned at the stake.
It’s okay, we can both be tried for outrageous crimes together.
I am a queen sorceress! I can turn wool yarn into hand warmers and hats! Fear me!