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- Neighbor: So, Pizza?
- Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
- Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
- Me: Oh, no, not at all
- Neighbor: oh, ok...
- Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
- Neighbor: Yeah
- Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
- Neighbor: ....ok
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
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Pickle has a blocked urethra. Poor kid was bleeding. He’s at the vet for a few days.